Heartbroken Tee
Add 1 more to unlock 10% off.
🚚 Made to order — ships in 2–3 days
Cash on Delivery (COD)
We offer Cash on Delivery across India so you can shop with confidence — no card needed.
A ₹50 COD handling fee is charged per order. This covers the additional handling and verification costs associated with cash payments at delivery. The fee will be shown at checkout before you place your order.
Skip the fee — prepaid orders via UPI, debit/credit card, or net banking are free of any additional charges.
This is not an emotional crisis. This is a scheduled maintenance event.
The system experienced an unexpected input. Processing was interrupted. A full diagnostic was run. The classification came back: not heartbroken — that would imply a permanent structural failure. This is a controlled restart. HEART.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING — the screen says it plainly, the cursor blinks patiently, the floppy disk labeled BACKUP: SELF RESPECT.FLP has been located and is ready for use.
NOT HEARTBROKEN. JUST REBOOTING. — the most technically accurate breakup shirt ever made. Saffron for the denial, cream for the solution, with a vintage CRT school computer lab monitor at the centre running the only error message that has ever made complete sense. The monitor is the exact model that sat in every Indian school computer lab between 1995 and 2005 — the one that booted slowly, crashed occasionally, and always, eventually, came back.
For everyone currently in the process of a controlled restart. The backup exists. The recovery will proceed. Please wait.
Size Guide:-
|
In Inches |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
Chest |
38 |
40 |
42 |
44 |
46 |
48 |
50 |
52 |
|
Length |
26 |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
|
Sleeve |
7 |
7.5 |
8 |
8.5 |
9 |
9.5 |
10 |
10 |
The final size may vary by +/- 0.5 inches
Reviews
More from the archive
